HELL IN MAI MAHIU

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Revellers at an entertainment joint in Mahi Mahiu Trading Centre got thoroughly entertained when a cleric bumped into his daughter and a junior pastor in a club.

Inside the bar, the mood was electric as music blared and patrons quaffed beer and danced. Predictably, after some time, people started getting wild and naughty.

DANCING STYLES

Shy because some of their dancing styles were ‘analogue’, a particular older couple got uneasy with the predominantly youthful crowd and restricted themselves to dancing next to their table.

As time went by, the elderly man decided to answer a call of nature and was forced to walk through the dance floor to the washrooms.

As he was sidestepping through the throng, he stumbled upon a couple dancing ‘bend-over’. The writhing and gyrating amused the old man and on his return, he excitedly stared at them once again  — perhaps to copy a move or two, who knows.

But on close scrutiny through the dim light, the old man got shocked when he discovered he knew the two.

The old man, who was later identified as a cleric from a leading church in Narok, couldn’t believe his eyes. The gyrating waists before him were of his youngest daughter and she was ‘bending-over’ with his deputy, a young pastor who had been recently posted to the church. He let out a wild scream, which was fortunately muffled by the loud music and throwing protocol out of the window, grabbed and dragged them outside the club.

According to one witness, Adam Kariuki, the senior clergyman demanded to know what the two were doing in a bar, flooding them with endless questions, his eyes teary.

UNWIND

It emerged that the elderly man had told his deputy that he had been summoned to Nairobi for a three-day evangelical conference. And while on his way, chose to unwind halfway the journey.

And as fate would have it, his junior had decided to take advantage of his missing boss to take out his secret lover — the pastor’s daughter — only for them to coincidentally meet at the same club.

“He was angered that his deputy, who is married, was having an affair with his 22-year-old daughter,” said Kariuki, a witness.

The junior pastor and the pastor’s daughter got too shocked and only lowered their heads in shame as the man screamed and threatened to curse them.

BEAUTIFUL WOMAN

However, this was just a tip of the ice berg because more was to unfold. Impatient and disturbed with the disappearance of her partner, the beautiful woman who the pastor had been regaling, decided to look for him only to find him solving a scandal outside.

“Ngai, hata wewe uko hapa na unafanya nini? (gosh! You too come to such places? What are you doing here?),” the woman screamed at the junior pastor.

It was then that it dawned to the young pastor and his date that the senior man had come to the bar accompanied by a member of the church choir.

With shock on her face, the woman stood there unable to speak as the junior pastor took a swipe at his senior.

Embarrassment gripped all the parties present and without warning or good-byes, all four parted ways unceremoniously.
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